Sarah Chalke says: Be Wedgie-Free!

Sarah Chalke, or Elliot Reed from NBC’s Scrubs is appearing in Hanes new ads involving panties that are wedgie-free.  In fact, the slogan is

Be Wedgie-Free!

Exclamation Point!  These have to some of the funniest ads I have ever seen.  Her newest one can be found in the newest issue of People Magazine with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on the cover.  It has the quote:

My Red Carpet Wedgie

Just try and avoid chuckling. But here’s another preview.  I can’t see past the funny involved here.

Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman Split

After a five year relationship the hilarious Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman end their romance.  Not even a year ago Silverman made a comedic short film about her fictional romance with Matt Damon.  Not to be outdone Kimmel responded with an equally fictional love affair with Ben Affleck.  The couple that met on Comedy Centrals prank show, “Crank Yankers” announced on July 14 with reps from both Jimmy and Sarah to Vanity Fair’s website that:

Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.

There are no rumours of a third party, or anything volatile.  The break up seems clean and amicable at this time.  Both are busy at work and all seems well on each end.

Britney Gives K-Fed Sole Custody

I’m not one to indulge myself in the Britney Saga as I find most of it disturbing, boring, and sad for her children.  In the end I’ve chopped a lot of her behavior up to being publicity stunts.  She enjoys the public eye in her own sick way, just as Michael Jackson does, but giving up custody of her two sons and only retaining visiting rights seems even a stretch for her.  At her most wonky she seemed resolute in retaining custody of her children.  Reports of her mental stability improving beg the question: Why now?

There seems to be no clear answer yet.  Federlines attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan stated,

The case has been settled.  This is the end of a two-year journey.

Indeed it has and it will be a relief to not hear every small amount of legal bickering between herself and Federline.  Apparently she’s off to work on a new album.  Is this all the encouragement for her to make her “people” more money or what?  Either way if she is still unstable, perhaps it’s best that her children stay with Federline until she can make herself healthy again.